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chris

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and
a
smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a
condom,
cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she
is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
brand of
condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.

Tara





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OMG  that is so not right but funny!!     :))


TmT

Quote from: donny36 on October 23, 2006, 07:46:53 PM
:)) :))
rofl specially to see Donny rollin so hard laughin....first I noticed only women found that sooo haliriously funny... .then I see Don with hysterical laughter...isnt that too much, Don?...jus too much.... lmao.




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