A Proper Fairy Tale...

[savanahsmommy]

  This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were  little:

Once upon a time in a land far away,  a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat  contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond  in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
"Elegant lady,  I was once a handsome prince,  until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back  into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry  and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,  where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,  and forever feel  grateful and happy doing so. "


That night as the princess dined sumptuously  on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:  I don't freakin' think so.

[nightperson]

 :)))

[tponka]

 :))