The Bachelor Diet

[bubblegum]

The Bachelor Diet

Monday
Breakfast - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth
Lunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers".  Those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime, but now cost sixty five cents. Also order French fries, a bowl of chili, and a 2 liter soft drink thats cold.
Afternoon Snack - Drink the last of the soft drink and eat last of fries
Dinner - Six pack of beer and Kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner. Don't eat the coleslaw.

Tuesday
Breakfast - Eat the coleslaw
Lunch - Go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out    swallowing it whole to prevent nausea.
Dinner - Four tacos and a pitcher of Sangria at El Flasho's.

Wednesday
Breakfast - to hungover from el flasho's.  down package of tums
Lunch - Rolaids and a coke
Dinner - Drop in at a married friend's house and beg for scraps
   
Thursday
Breakfast - Order out for pizza
Lunch - Your secretary is out sick. Check Mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers.
Dinner - Go to a bar and drink yourself silly. When you get hungry ask   the bartender for olives.

Friday
Breakfast - Eggs, sausage, and an English muffin at McDonalds.
Lunch - Order out for pizza
Dinner - Well-done steak, baked potato and asparagus. Don't eat the asparagus. Nobody really likes asparagus.
   
Saturday
   
Breakfast - Sleep through it.
Lunch - Ditto
Dinner - Well done steak, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. Don't eat the Brussel Sprouts. Take them home and plant them in a hanging basket.
   
Sunday
Breakfast - Three Bloody Marys and half a Twinkie.
Lunch - Eat Lunch? Waste a good buzz? Don't eat Lunch.
Dinner - Chicken noodle soup and call it a night

[foxx]

 :D

I often think, if left to his own devices, my husband would sooner starve to death than make himself a healthy meal. 

When he makes dinner, it always involves tater tots...

[bubblegum]

if it was up to my hubby he'd starve....meals for him inculde frozen pizza or tater tots to

[nightperson]

man love fat with steak and grease with buger not me i cut it away :P

[babygurl424]

my man can cook!!   ;D  we always eat good no matter who cooks..its great!!

[missminimouse]

:D

I often think, if left to his own devices, my husband would sooner starve to death than make himself a healthy meal. 

When he makes dinner, it always involves tater tots...

all my meals involve tater tots too.......and i'm female...............but wait,  i'm also pregnant and have a severe craving for tater tots all the dang time............gotta go to store,  out of tater tots

[foxx]

lmao missminniemouse....you have an excuse for the tater tot love!   ;)

[pogo_gamer]

 :D

[kandykitty20012]

 :o :D