Halloween Riddles

[Tara]

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...

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[donny36]

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