A few jokes I thought I'd share..=)

[bams68]

NEED A LAUGH?     READ ON
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is
one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who
understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the
purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme : Viagra advertising slogans.The only rule was that they
had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products,
that captured the essence of Viagra.  Slight variations were
acceptable.  About seven minutes later, they turned in their
suggestions and created a Top Ten List.  With all the laughter and
camaraderie, the rest  of the week  went very well for everyone.

The top ten were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch some one.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your winkie.  This is your winkie on drugs.

Blondie gets even   
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of
headlights and a pair of running boards."

The new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear
stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "The
trucker out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair
of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does
he think this place is . . . an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes,
a pai r of  headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and
running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about
it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of
beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting
for the flat tires, head lights and running boards,
you might as well gas up!

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you
have any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her
level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack
wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and whispers ... " I don't weally fink my pet pyfon gives a
p*uk." *censor'd that last word * O0

Ur Deer Friend
bams <O>

[Tara]

Cute jokes  :)))

[kandykitty20012]

Awwww cute