Stuff That Annoys Me

[CrossCountry]

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No idiot, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the?? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here idiot!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

sorry if this is anyone out there i just found it and thought it was hilarious  :)) :)) :)) :))

[nightperson]

 :)) :)) but so true :)))

[kandykitty20012]

true true true..... :))) :))

[jade2002]

those are some good ones :)))