Trees

[lovebug44]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:


Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"


The birch says he cannot tell.


Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.


The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"


The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." :)) :)) :))

[Torn2pieces]

Cute  :)))

[CrossCountry]

that is pretty funny  :))

[kandykitty20012]

 :)) :)) :)) :)) :))   good one

[xgingerx]

 :))  that was a good one