A Visit to the Doctor

[pogo_gamer]

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's
office why you are there, and you say in front of
others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you
in a room full of other patients. I know most of us
have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's
waiting room. As he approached the desk, the
receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the
doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's room and say
things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"
he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused
some embarrassment in this room full of people. You
should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something and then discussed the problem
further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a
room full of others, if the answer could embarrass
anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong
with your ear, sir?"

I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

[kandykitty20012]

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