MARRIED FOR A NIGHT

[lovebug44]

 

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy
over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he
in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
saying," Excuse me miss, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted. :)) :))

[wildcat]

 :D  great one  :)) :)) :)) :))

[TmT]

 :D  :)) I gotta say...that was the best joke I've heard in a long time... rofl ...gawd... him fartin was a very good payback....lol  :'(( cryin I'm laughin so freakin hard

[swamp]

 :)) :)) :))