New College Courses for Men Prepared by Women

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1... Combating Stupidity

2... You, Too, Can Do Housework

3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

4... How to Fill an Ice Tray

5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money

6... Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am

7... Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")

8... Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception

9... Get a Life: Learn to Cook

10... How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong

11... Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right

12... Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

13... You: The Weaker Sex

14... Reasons to Give Flowers

15. How to Stay Awake After Sex

16... Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom

17... Garbage: Getting it to the Curb

18... You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try

19... The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower

20... I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please

21... How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")

22... "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms

23... Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit

24... How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost

25... The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

26... Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex

27... Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes

28... Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too

29... Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home

30... You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

31... Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt When Naked")

32... Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works

33... The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary

34... Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary

35... Techniques of Calling Home

36... Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count

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