An Eye For An Eye

[pogo_gamer]

A football player with the San Francisco 49ers had an eye gouged
out during a particularly violent game. Inspired by his coach's
pep talks he refuses to give up the game and has a glass eye
fitted. Although he is still able to play football, he knows that
he is not the same player he was before. Also, off the field he
is having a hard time adjusting, he constantly feels self
conscious about the glass eye.

His doctor gives him the good news that complete eye transplants
are now possible. But the bad news is that there's a chronic
lack of donors and the waiting list is about five years.

One night, driving down the Pacific Coast Highway, his glass eye
fails to detect a guy trying to go around his car on a
motorcycle. He changes lanes and sends the motorcycle flying.

It's late at night and nobody's around and it's clear to the
football player that the cyclist is dead. He makes a quick
decision and cuts out one of the cyclists eyes with his pen
knife. He figures if he rushes it to his surgeon he'll be able to
perform the transplant. Before he leaves he pops out his glass
eye and places it in the cyclist's eye socket.

Everything is fine for a few weeks, his new eye is working
perfectly. But he starts to worry about the cyclist. Everything
had happened so fast - what if he wasn't dead after all?

He decided to call the local police station and enquire about the
accident.

"Yes, the poor fellow was dead alright," said the officer, "but
it's still all very mysterious."

The guy felt a chill of fear run up and down his spine, "Mysterious?" he asked.

"Yeah, how the hell did he manage to ride his bike all the way
up here from Los Angeles with two glass eyes?"

[kandykitty20012]

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