Deer Roast

[dragonsrage]

2lb deer roast
30 pack of beer
1 bottle of jim beam
1 bag of carrots
8 large potatoes
1 celery stick


1 begin by mixing the veggies in a pan of water
2 drink a beer and take a shot of whiskey gotta make sure its just right
3 preheat oven 400 degrees
4 repeat step 2
5 add roast cover and place in oven for 120 minutes
6 repeat step 2
7 when timer reaches 60 minutes baste roast using natural juices
8 repeat step 2 
9 realize you left dryer going go change it out
10 repeat step 2
11 realize that the time is 60 minutes past and open oven
12 fan away smoke
13 repeat step 2
14 toss roast in trash
15 take rest of alcohol with you and go watch tv then pass out  :"

[TmT]

omg... if I keep repeatin step 2.... the last step will have to be.. go fall out somewhere....  :)) ... omg... so many step 2s......... I think I am gonna like this recipe...aaaaaah but one bad side....

I dont think I can eat Bambi.... guess we can subsitute the meat....long as we do step 2 as directed

[bams68]

 :)) *Deer Hunting Season Closed* thank you very much LOL

Ur Deer Friend
bams

[Monkey]

 :))

[CindyLouWho]

Bring me that big venison roast, I'll cook & eat it   :))

[dragonsrage]

Bring me that big venison roast, I'll cook & eat it   :))

wouldnt u rather have roast beast? wait i shouldnt ask that im a dragon ya might try to eat mee lol

[CindyLouWho]

lmao  I love venison & most wild game.  what can I say, I like fresh meat   :)))  ???

[dragonsrage]

lmao  I love venison & most wild game.  what can I say, I like fresh meat   :)))  ???

lol tmi

[S/H/Z/G]

No one  !@!  bambi.  Is that illegal?   :oo

Everyone I know who doesn't eat it is because of the game taste.  If you marinate it for 2 days in the fridge in milk and vinegar it takes the game taste away. 

[CindyLouWho]

I always soak mine in cold salt water for a couple hours before I cook it, that usually does it too.   !@!

[bams68]

 :ooo  :o   :ooo

Ur Deer Friend
bams