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Blond shopping for curtains

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A blond enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I
would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
He shows her several patterns, but the Blondie seems to have a hard time
choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what
size curtains she needs.

The Blondie promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room
are they for?"

The Blondie tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her
computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"






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swamp

 a blond gets a call to hurry home  and that her hubbys got another woman  there. so the blond runs home and went into the bed room and caught her hubby in bed with a red head  so she went to the night stan and got a gun out and pointed  it to her head. and the hubby screams nooooooo she looks at him dont worry  your next

TmT

Rofl at the punchline...... I was wonderin how that was gonna end....... <<fallin outta chair lmao>> Helloooooo... Ive got windowwwwwwws.... <holdin side.. rollin with laughter>  :))  Oh gawd.... that is jus too funny....

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