Poetry

[pogo_gamer]

How can I get my basement clean?
Those cellar dwellers are so mean!
Undoing all that I have done,
They think - perhaps I'm having fun?

Scrub as I might they do not care.
They hide in corners everywhere;
Those little fellers pink in hue
Conspirators, my work undo.

I hear them twitter at my back,
Cacophonous counter attack.
Each corner now devoid of stuff,
Upon the walls I see them stuck!!

These puny paired prolific pests
Have brand new Cellar Dweller nests.
Their young imprint me as their mom
And cling to me. Where'd they come from?

I scoop them up, neat as you please,
But - WHOOSH - they're off then with a breeze.
Sweep them again to cast them out,
"All Cellar Dwellers, SCAT", I shout!!

I'll never win this war, I fear.
These Cellar Dwellers will live here
Long after this is not my home -
Pink peanut packing Styrofoam.


   

[Luna]

You stand there before me claiming that you love me.
Your words seems so cold I dont want you near me.
I gave you my love and you threw it away.
How do you love me in such a bad way?
My heart is broken and can not be fixed.
All done by your selfish intent.
I gave my heart to you so true.
But theres now nothing left in it for you.

[zeboo]

 



A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.

[bams68]

That's one of my favorite computer pieces Zeboo, I was thinking of posting that as soon as I started reading the boards a few secs ago and bang sumone beat me to it...lol

It is truly well done.

Ur Deer Friend
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[bams68]

ACCEPT ME

Accept me as I am
Accept what I must be
Please don't try to change my soul
Cause then I won't be free
What I feel is what I am
What I am is what I feel
Even when its ugly and dark
Its whats inside, its what is real
I know I'm not perfect
I know I have flaws
I know I've made mistakes
But some, you were the cause
And now you want to change me
Have you gone insane?
You know I am only human
I'm not your pet to train
So accept me as I am
Accept what I must be
And if you can't accept it
Then walk away from me

~bams~

[pogo_gamer]

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread

Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a COW!  :)) :)) :)) Got Ya  !!!

[bams68]

I've seen that one before, got me good first time I read it LOL

just like this one :

I want sumthing long juicy and hard
sumthing to moist my lips and suck on
I want sumthing to please my mind
so if you can be kind
pass me a stick of wrigles spearamint gum


Ur Deer Friend
bams

[pogo_gamer]

       BEWARE !!



Lest ye should incur my wrath !
'Tis dangerous now, seek not that path
For on this day I have been scorned
And you, my fellows, have been warned
I am not of a light-hearted mood
You'd do well to leave me, while I brood
It may be said that I am fey
As would any who had lived my day
So hearken well, and heed my words
I do not wish to be disturbed !!!

[pogo_gamer]

 
Gettin' Caught      
      
Karen started yawning
"Hey Scott, it's time for bed"
"You go ahead" he answered
"I'll surf the net instead"

"You sure love that computer"
Concern rose in her voice
"But why would you go surfing?
You have another choice"

"I'll only be a minute
I've got some work to do
But you know I would rather
Just climb in bed with you"

So off to bed went Karen
And all alone to sleep
While Scotty started surfin'
And the surf was getting deep

Much later she awakened
The blankets seemed so hot
She felt the space beside her
And wondered, where was Scott?

"I wonder what he's doing
I'm getting up to see
He's surely out there dozing
I'll tiptoe quietly"

The keyboard it was silent
The screen tho' flickered bright
What was it he was doing
In the middle of the night?

She crept right up behind him
Then peeked around to see
And on the screen before her
As naked as can be

Were two young lovely women
Endowed in every way
One was named Miss April
The other was Miss May

"So Scott, what are you watching? "
The screen went blank just then
"Ah- nothing really honey
Just news from CNN"

"Oh CNN my eyeball
Those girls had nothing on"
He said "Oh yes I saw them
Their clothing was all gone"

"And that fact did concern me
It made me wonder when
They started going topless
On good old CNN"

"Why I'll just call the network
And make a big complaint"
"Don't bother" muttered Karen
"Cause foolin' me you ain't"

"Those girls were Playboy Bunnies
They're different from their peers
Aside from wearing nothing
They had on floppy ears"

"Was that the Playboy website? "
Scott said convincingly
"Those girls are always naked? ?
That's what you're telling me? ? "

She raised her hand for silence
He knew that he was caught
And further explanation
Would only get her hot

He stood there feeling foolish
Uncertain of his fate
But she just whispered to him
"Let's go, it's getting late"

"Just come to bed now Scotty"
But know that in this house
If you surf the Playboy website
You just might lose your mouse"    

[pogo_gamer]

I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
I'll get one later
If I can.

I do not need
A man at all
I do not need one,
Short or tall.

Not in a house,
Not in a van,
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man.

Not on the couch
Not in my bed
I'd rather sleep
Alone instead

I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
I tried it once ~
He turned and ran

I do not need
One here or there
I do not need
One anywhere

I do not need
A_ _ _ _ing man
There must be
A better plan

Not one at work
Not one at play
I do not need one
Night or day

I've said it once
I've said it twice
A world without them
Could be nice

Black men, white men,
Men in blue
I am through with
All of you

Even though they
Make me drool
I'm not a fan of
The dating pool

I would not could not
Be a fool
Even for the
Biggest tool

Now thanks to
My new vibrator
You _ _ _ _ing man
I'll see you later

I'll try my hardest
Not to care
Even if he stands
There bare!!

I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
That is where my
Plight began

[bams68]

LETTING GO

There comes a time in all of our lives
that we have to learn to let go.
Sometimes we know the reasons
and perhaps it's a love that has lost it's glow.
You try to walk away
and damn it's so hard your dying inside
and nobody even knows.
Just how hard it is...to let go
Could have been marriage....
that had lasted many years.
Until one decides not to love anymore
and leaves the other in tears
Packing their things memories falling down
with each tear drop..
as they move on and try to let go...
You havent been alone in all those years
and now you come home each night,
trying to figure out how to live.
You don't do the bar sceen,
and new friends are so hard to get to know.
just another price that is paid.
When you have to let go
You havent drank in years
after months of tears and pain
that bottle calls to you
–calling your name
–picking up the bottle
–thinkin its the only way
–then slamming it to the wall
-letting it go
You sit alone and wonder where things all went wrong.
did you forget to show them
how much they really meant.
did you have other things to do
and now you see
that you lost all that time with them
in that you should have spent
Or was it even your fault
nobody knows
–we all just know its so hard...to let go
See, sometimes you can love somebody
with all of your heart and soul
and if their feelings change
then they wish for you to let go
Some ....hang on
not wishing to walk that wire
to be by themselves they try to rebuild that "fire"
But both have to want it
both have to try
thats just how it goes
So sad when your pushed into letting go
Me I hang on
holding on for dear life
and trying not to screw up
over something I don't even know
cause if I do
I know
I will be made
to LET GO

Ur Deer Friend
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