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Washcloth
       Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
       woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

       I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
       Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
       that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
       packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
       8:45am.

       The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
      to spare.

       As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
       making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
       full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
       washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
       wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw
       the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the
       car and raced to my appointment.

       I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
       Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
       looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
       Paris or some other place a million miles away.

       I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
       extra effort this morning, haven't we?"

       I didn't respond.

       After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
       of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After
       school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the
       bathroom,.

       "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

       I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

      She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
      my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

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