Bessie & Clyde

[CindyLouWho]

Bessie & Clyde

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's
fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the
lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just
loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the
question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the
fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman
on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he
is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to
simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde 's answer and said to
the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,
Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded.

"Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the
trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and
trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was
thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting,
real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning
and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans."

"Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could
hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at
her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between
the eyes."

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me,and
said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the HELL would you say?!?!"

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