Upstate NY by Jeff Foxworthy

[zeboo]

Jeff Foxworthy on Upstate New York,"
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>>>>     If you consider it a sport to gather your food by
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>>>>     drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there
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>>>>     all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might
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>>>>     live in Upstate New York.
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>>>>     If you're proud that your region makes the national
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>>>>     news 96 nights a year because Saranac Lake is the
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>>>>     coldest spot in the nation, and Syracuse gets more snow than
>>>>any other
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>>>>     major
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>>>>     city
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>>>>     in the US, you might live in Upstate, NY.
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>>>>     If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October
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>>>>     through May, you might live in Upstate New York
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>>>>     If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six
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>>>>     months out of the year, you might live, bundled up, in
>>>>Upstate New
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>>>>     York.
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>>>>     If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
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>>>>     assistance, and they
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>>>>     don't work there, you might live in Upstate NY.
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>>>>     If you have worn shorts and a parka on the same day,
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>>>>     you might live in Upstate New York.
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>>>>     If you have had a lengthy phone conversation with
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>>>>     someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in
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>>>>     Upstate New York.
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>>>>     YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE UPSTATE NEW YORKER WHEN:
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>>>>     "Vacation" means going South past Syracuse for ! the
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>>>>     weekend.
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>>>>     You measure distance in hours.
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>>>>     You know several people who have hit a deer more than
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>>>>     once.
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>>>>     You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
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>>>>     and back again.
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>>>>     You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
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>>>>     raging blizzard, without flinching.
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>>>>     You install security lights on your house and garage
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>>>>     and leave both unlocked.
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>>>>     You carry jumper cables in your car and your
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>>>>     girlfriend/wife knows how to use them.
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>>>>     You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
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>>>>     snowsuit.
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>>>>     Driving is better in the winter because the potholes
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>>>>     are filled with snow.
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>>>>     You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
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>>>>     winter, and road construction.
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>>>>     You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
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>>>>     Down South to you means Corning.
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>>>>     Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed !
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>>>>     You go out for a fish fry every Friday.
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>>>>     Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to
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>>>>     frost.
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>>>>     You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
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>>>>     You find 10 degrees "a little chilly."
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>>>>     You actually understand these jokes, and you forward
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>>>>     them to all your Upstate New York friends and to those
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>>>>     who used to live here and left. -- (chickens!)
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[Monkey]

 :)))

[kandykitty20012]

OMG its funny and i use to live in upstate New York :)))

[harley89]

I love it  Foxworthy is so funny.  But Ron White is my favorite

[Ilovemyweims]

Sent them to my friend she lives in upstate !!