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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS

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Darling SilverDodger

   RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
               (this was actually reported by a teacher).

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
holiday away from school. One child wrote the following

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They
used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved
to
Arizona. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look
like grass. They ride a round on their bicycles and wear name tags
because they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it
fixed because it is all okay now, and do exercises there, but they don't
do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump
up and
down with hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.
He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out.
They go cruising in their golf carts.
Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing
every night: Early Birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The
ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center and call it
pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment
and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I
earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.
Then I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.

Can hardly wait for my retardment!!
:"
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

swamp




harley89

Sound like what my grandson would say about me  :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

Ms.Behavin


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