technology is priceless

[renee]

THREE WOMEN, TWO  YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING
NAKED IN A SAUNA.  SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN
PRESSED HER FOREARM AND  THE BEEPING STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I  HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN
OF MY ARM"
>> >>
A FEW MINUTES  LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED
HER PALM
TO HER EAR.  WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE
PHONE. I HAVE A  MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
>> >>
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH.  NOT TO BE OUTDONE; SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS  IMPRESSIVE . SHE STEPPED
OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE  RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR  END.
>> >>THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT  HER.
>> >>
>> >>THE WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.  I'M GETTING A FAX!!

[swamp]

   to funny  :)) :)) :)) :)))

[Darling SilverDodger]

 :)) :)) :)) that funny
>:D