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Brunette Jokes

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S/H/Z/G

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their moustache.


Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly guys would have someone to date.

Why are blonde jokes so stupid?
So brunettes can understand them.

What do u call a brunette who gets a call on a saturday night?
startled!!!


Darling SilverDodger

Hey hey... that not fair... it's open season on blondes...
>:D
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"


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