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Darling SilverDodger

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say...

Red----cherry

Yellow----lemon

Green----lime

Orange----orange.

Finally he gave them all a honey flavored lifesaver...after eating it....none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well" he said...."It may be something your mother calls your father."

One little girl looked up in horror...and spit hers out and yelled....."Oh my God!!! They're Assholes!"
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

swamp


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