TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A NAKED MAN

[Darling SilverDodger]

This explains your car.

I never saw one like that before.

But it still works, right?

Are you cold?

I guess this makes me the early bird.

Ahhhh, it's cute.

Can I be honest with you?

Maybe it looks better in natural light.

Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

[kandykitty20012]

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