The perfect Wal Mart Greeter

[Darling SilverDodger]

The perfect Wal Mart Greeter...
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hey no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7..Why would you think they're twins?..Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

[swamp]

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[kandykitty20012]

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[Chata *#$% up]

 :ooo  :o  :))  :)) too friggin funny

[supermondeb]

 :))) how funny :{x

[Luna]

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