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Four Ducks

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Darling SilverDodger

There were four ducks that got arrested while messing
around at the pond.

The judge orders the ducks to come in one at a time to
speak their piece.

The first duck comes in.

"What's your name,son?", the judge asks.

"Duck", replied the duck.

"What are you in for?" the judge asks.

"Well, I was sitting at the pond blowing bubbles, and
the cop came by and arrested me."

The judge said "O.K., send in the next duck."

The next duck came in. His name was "Duck,Duck", and
he told the exact same story as the first duck.

After his examination, the judge asked for the third
duck to be sent in. The third duck's name was
"Duck,Duck,Duck", and he told the same story as the
first two.

Finally, the judge sent for the fourth duck.

As he came in, the judge said,"Let me guess...Your
name is Duck,Duck,Duck,Duck...right?"

The duck replied,"No sir, my name is Bubbles."
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

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