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Darling SilverDodger

Dave was speeding along the Interstate Highway when he was pulled over by a State Trooper. The officer wrote out the ticket and handed it to him.
       
      "What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled Dave as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket.
       
      "Keep it," said the officer. "When you collect four of them you get a bicycle."
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"



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