Stupid Signs

[Darling SilverDodger]

      Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
      TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
       
      In a Laundromat:
      AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
       
      In a London department store:
      BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
       
      In an office:
      WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
       
      In an office:
      AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
       
      Outside a secondhand shop:
      WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
       
      Notice in health food shop window:
      CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
       
      Spotted in a safari park:
      ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
       
      Notice in a farmer's field:
      THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
       
      Message on a leaflet:
      IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
       
      On a repair shop door:
      WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

[pogo_gamer]

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[TmT]

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I agree... I laughed at each one and even hurt myself laughin at several....

[kandykitty20012]

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[Ms.Behavin]

LMAO!

[Tara]

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[Monkey]

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