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Small Town Justice

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Darling SilverDodger

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
       
      "Just be quiet!!!" snapped the officer. "...or I'm going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back."
       
      "But officer, I just wanted to say...."
       
      "And I said KEEP QUIET! Now you're going to jail!"
       
      A few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
       
      "Don't count on it," said the man in the cell. "I'm the groom!"
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"



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