You know you're really trailer trash when

[Tara]

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

[Ms.Behavin]

OMG! LMAO! Thats some funny stuff  :)) :)) :)) :)) :))