Being Saved

[Tara]

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing
God,she asked," Is my time up?

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a
tummy tuck.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?

God replied, "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."

[Ms.Behavin]

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