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Cooking Instructions

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Darling SilverDodger

 Cooking Instructions 

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed.
       
      The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated: "Wash. Biol. Surv."
       
      Until the agency received the this letter from an Arkansas camper:
       
      "Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you, it was horrible."
       
      The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife Service.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

TmT


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