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The Ugly Baby

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Darling SilverDodger

 The Ugly Baby 

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
       
      The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
       
      "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
       
      The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
       
      "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
       
      "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

TmT

      "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey." lmfaoz <<fallin out my chair laughin so freakin hard.... that was too funny>>

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