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Darling SilverDodger

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father
sat him down for a little fireside chat.

He says ``Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and
handed them to your mother, and said, ``Here - try these on.``
She did, and said, ``These are too big, I can`t wear them.``
I replied, ``...exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will.`` Ever since that night we have never
had any problems.

``Hmmm,`` says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.
So on his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill,
``Here - try these on.``

She does and says, ``These are too large, they don`t fit me.``
So Jack says, ``...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and
I always will, and I don`t want you to ever forget that.``

Jill says nothing; she takes off her pants and hands them to
Jack and says, ``Here, try on mine.``
So he does and says, ``I can`t get into your pants.``

Jill says, ``...exactly. And if you don`t change your
`smartass attitude` you never will.``
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

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