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Final Eulogy

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Darling SilverDodger

Final Eulogy 

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket, friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
       
      The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."
       
      The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
       
      The last guy thinks a minute and replies, "I'd like to hear them say...... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!"


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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

TmT

<<leanin back in my chair>> lmfaoz so hard......omg... that's halirious

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