Pregnant Blonde

[Darling SilverDodger]

Pregnant Blonde
The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.  She said, "I have some really great news!"  I said, "Great.  Tell me why you're so happy."  She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!  I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great!  I couldn't be happier for you!"  Then she said, "There's more."  I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"  She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby.  We are going to have TWINS!" 

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.  She said....

"Well, that was the easy part.  I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack.  Both tests came out positive!"

[Ms.Behavin]

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[Monkey]

 :))

[pogo_gamer]

 :ooo :))) :))) :)))

[TmT]

Now that sounds like Tara rofl hard

[Monkey]

Now that sounds like Tara rofl hard

OMG  :)) :)) :))

She is so gonna  (O+O) you  :)))

[TmT]

Now that sounds like Tara rofl hard

OMG  :)) :)) :))

She is so gonna  (O+O) you  :)))

She messed with the bull... she got the horns....  ((I dont measure willies)) rofl

[Tara]

Now that sounds like Tara rofl hard

OMG  :)) :)) :))

She is so gonna  (O+O) you  :)))

Tell Tokens that I ain't talking to her.

[swamp]

 :)) :)) :))

[savanahsmommy]

 :)) :)) :)) :D