Monkey Bar

[Darling SilverDodger]

Monkey Bar

Once there was a bar that was run by monkeys, and they decided to have a contest.

A monkey walked in and read the sign that said "Make the human laugh and win $1,500.

So the monkey took a man and went around back then every one heard the man laughing.

People were amazed because no one had every done this before!

Two days later the bar had a sign that said "Make the human laugh and cry and win $4,500."

So the same monkey that won before took another man around back and everyone heard a laugh then a cry.

When they came back in the bar people were asking him how he did that.

The monkey that was running the contest finally demanded the monkey's secret.

"No one could every do it and you did it three times!?"

The monkey then said, "Well, I told him I had a bigger bits than he did.

The human laughed, so I pulled down my pants.