Playing Boring Pogo Games and need Stress Reliever Recipe.

[InsideJoke]

First take anything sharp around you and make sure you will never have to touch it.

Now here it is:


1 pack of stress relievers in your left hand (or right hand if you are a lefty)
1 ticket for your wife (or husband) so he/she can go see Opera (Or Best Damn sports show)
(If you live in apartment) 1 pack of headphones so you won't have to hear your neighbors.
1 IE browser open to a joke of riddles so that way you are distracted from the boringness and to the riddles while you   play.
1 picture of Eddie Murphy doing the moonwalk for you to laugh at hilariously if you are ever mad at one point.
1 Credit Card just in case you are resorted to using autos to finish this stupid boring game :P

[zeboo]

It's much easier to just walk over to your mini bar at home get a glass pour a shot slam it down then go to fridge grab a can of beer and pop a top and drink  :!!