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Terrible Accident

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Darling SilverDodger

Terrible Accident

A cop comes around a curve in the road and sees a bad accident.

A man and a woman both dead from a car crash. The accident seems to have no explanation but he looks up on the hill and sees a monkey waving his arms at him as if to say something.

The cop says, "hey monkey ... you know what happened?"

monkey: Motioning with his arms drinking a bottle of some kind

cop: "They were drinking?"

monkey: Nods head vigorously

cop: "What else?"

monkey: Mimes smoking a joint

cop: "They were smoking dope?"

monkey: Nods head vigorously

cop: "There must have been more. This is a very strange accident. Monkey! What else?"

monkey: Mimics sexual relations

cop: "They were screwing?"

monkey: Nods very vigorously

cop: "This still doesn't make any sense.

Hey monkey! What were you doing to know all this?"

monkey: makes motion as if he were driving and looking behind him.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"


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