Bakers dozen -- Things

[~Sassy~]

Name 13 things found in a kitchen:

1. Refrigerator
2. Woman Cooking My Dinner
3. Men doing the dishes
4. Sink
5. Mom
6. Coffeepot
7.  Microwave
8.  Stove
9.  Oven
10.  Dishwasher
11.  Dish Soap for those of us who don't have an Uncle Otto
12.  Sponge's for us who have to wash the dishes by hand.
13.  Waffle Iron

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.

[Squid]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2.

[somuchfun]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon

[Squid]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon
3.   "My taxes pay your salary!"

[somuchfun]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon
3.   "My taxes pay your salary!"
4.   my gun is bigger than yours

[Squid]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon
3.   "My taxes pay your salary!"
4.    my gun is bigger than yours
5.   "I really shouldn't have had that 10th beer."

[disneyland lady]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon
3.   "My taxes pay your salary!"
4.    my gun is bigger than yours
5.   "I really shouldn't have had that 10th beer."
6.   "Gee, thanks Officer! The last 3 cops let me off with a warning too!"

[BabyCheetah]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon
3.   "My taxes pay your salary!"
4.    my gun is bigger than yours
5.   "I really shouldn't have had that 10th beer."
6.   "Gee, thanks Officer! The last 3 cops let me off with a warning too!"
7.    "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer."

[disneyland lady]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon
3.   "My taxes pay your salary!"
4.    my gun is bigger than yours
5.   "I really shouldn't have had that 10th beer."
6.   "Gee, thanks Officer! The last 3 cops let me off with a warning too!"
7.    "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer."
8.   "You aren't going to search anything like the trunk of my car, are you?"

[Squid]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon
3.   "My taxes pay your salary!"
4.    my gun is bigger than yours
5.   "I really shouldn't have had that 10th beer."
6.   "Gee, thanks Officer! The last 3 cops let me off with a warning too!"
7.    "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer."
8.   "You aren't going to search anything like the trunk of my car, are you?"
9.   "There haven't been any recent reports of hit and run, have there?"

[~Sassy~]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon
3.   "My taxes pay your salary!"
4.    my gun is bigger than yours
5.   "I really shouldn't have had that 10th beer."
6.   "Gee, thanks Officer! The last 3 cops let me off with a warning too!"
7.    "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer."
8.   "You aren't going to search anything like the trunk of my car, are you?"
9.   "There haven't been any recent reports of hit and run, have there?"
10  "Have you gotten your quota for tickets today?"

[Squid]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon
3.   "My taxes pay your salary!"
4.    my gun is bigger than yours
5.   "I really shouldn't have had that 10th beer."
6.   "Gee, thanks Officer! The last 3 cops let me off with a warning too!"
7.    "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer."
8.   "You aren't going to search anything like the trunk of my car, are you?"
9.   "There haven't been any recent reports of hit and run, have there?"
10.  "Have you gotten your quota for tickets today?"
11.  "How do you expect to catch criminals with THAT gut?"

[BabyCheetah]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon
3.   "My taxes pay your salary!"
4.    my gun is bigger than yours
5.   "I really shouldn't have had that 10th beer."
6.   "Gee, thanks Officer! The last 3 cops let me off with a warning too!"
7.    "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer."
8.   "You aren't going to search anything like the trunk of my car, are you?"
9.   "There haven't been any recent reports of hit and run, have there?"
10.  "Have you gotten your quota for tickets today?"
11.  "Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk"
11.  "How do you expect to catch criminals with THAT gut?"

[Squid]

Name 13 things you should never say to a police officer

1.   "What's the problem, Officer, did all the doughnut shops close?"
2     I smell bacon
3.   "My taxes pay your salary!"
4.    my gun is bigger than yours
5.   "I really shouldn't have had that 10th beer."
6.   "Gee, thanks Officer! The last 3 cops let me off with a warning too!"
7.    "I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer."
8.   "You aren't going to search anything like the trunk of my car, are you?"
9.   "There haven't been any recent reports of hit and run, have there?"
10.  "Have you gotten your quota for tickets today?"
11.  "How do you expect to catch criminals with THAT gut?"
12.  "Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk"
13.  "How would ya like to have some fun with those handcuffs?  It'll only cost ya $100.00."


Name 13 things that you might find in your car's glove compartment:

1. 

[disneyland lady]

Name 13 things that you might find in your car's glove compartment:

1.  Car Registration

[Squid]

Name 13 things that you might find in your car's glove compartment:

1.  Car Registration
2.  Maps

[BabyCheetah]

Name 13 things that you might find in your car's glove compartment:

1.  Car Registration
2.  Maps
3.  Owner's manual

[C~M]

Name 13 things that you might find in your car's glove compartment:

1.  Car Registration
2.  Maps
3.  Owner's manual
4.  Condoms

[Squid]

Name 13 things that you might find in your car's glove compartment:

1.  Car Registration
2.  Maps
3.  Owner's manual
4.  Condoms
5.  Handcuffs

[C~M]

Name 13 things that you might find in your car's glove compartment:

1.  Car Registration
2.  Maps
3.  Owner's manual
4.  Condoms
5.  Handcuffs
6.  Gun