Women's Terminology

[Tara]

1. FINE:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2.  FIVE MINUTES:  If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 

3. NOTHING:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE. 

4. GO AHEAD:  This is a dare, not permission.  Don't do it!!

5.  LOUD SIGH:  This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.  THAT'S OKAY:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.  That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

7.  THANKS:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say you're welcome. 

8. WHATEVER:  Is a woman's way of saying F*&% YOU.   

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?"  For the woman's response refer to #3.   

[Ms.Behavin]

8. WHATEVER:  Is a woman's way of saying F*&% YOU.   

LMAO! That is so ME!

[Darling SilverDodger]

 :))
So right  O0

[gator8_24]

so true! :%#  :///