Little Johnny

[gator8_24]

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if
he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even
said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they
came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a cute baby you have. The
mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has
beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and
really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision. "

"That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd be sh**-outta-luck if he
needed glasses."

[TmT]

"That's great," said Little Johnny, "'cuz he'd be sh**-outta-luck if he
needed glasses."
BURST OUT LAUGHIN... omg......omg...help me... oh gawd..help me... this is jus so freakin funny.. haha haha...Oh lawdie, I luv it...

Now that made me spit my water out ... <wipin my mouth with the back of my hands...dryin water up>  <<takin deep breath>> Yep, headache is definitely gone now.... lmao

[Monkey]

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