Why, Why, Why

[Darling SilverDodger]

Why, Why, Why


Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE...


The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

[Chata *#$% up]

why do i always have to put a smiley in every post i do in the forum?  :-\

[TmT]

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

<<fallin out my chair>>lmfaoz now that is the truth.... laughin so hard....

[swamp]

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

<<fallin out my chair>>lmfaoz now that is the truth.... laughin so hard....

:;" :##

[InsideJoke]

Maybe I am wrong on the glue thing but doesn't the air set the glue and there is no air in the bottle?

[Monkey]

Maybe I am wrong on the glue thing but doesn't the air set the glue and there is no air in the bottle?

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[Ms.Behavin]

Maybe I am wrong on the glue thing but doesn't the air set the glue and there is no air in the bottle?

:!@

[Tara]

Correct me if I'm wrong...Isn't this a joke thread which is located in Homers Laugh House?  Now people are going to question a joke?  ::)

[InsideJoke]

Oh I know, but I was really asking :P

[BadgeBabe]

How ironic that your nick is Inside Joke.  :))

If you want to find out the answer to pointless things, try Google instead of asking us, because we're reading JOKES, Joker.
Or call your local radio station and ask the DJ. Maybe you will get on the air. I know I would put a call like that on the air.

[InsideJoke]

I had to hurry up and register name and didn't want to think about one so I just chose 2 words at random. :P

[Tara]

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