Little Johnny

[Tara]

Little Johnny is sitting on a park bench gobbling one chocolate bar after another. An old man sitting on the bench across from him watches in growing disbelief as little Johnny finishes his sixth bar and hauls out another. Unable to remain silent any longer, the old man says, "Son, don't you know that eating all those sweets isn't good for you? It'll make you sick, give you pimples, rot your teeth and you'll get fat." His face covered in chocolate, little Johnny replies, "Humph! My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." So the man asks, "Did your grandfather eat loads and loads of sweets at a time?" Little Johnny answers, "No, he minded his own effing business!"

[swamp]

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