Bubba the furniture salesman

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Bubba, a furniture dealer in Georgia, wanted to expand the line of
furniture in his store. Although he had never traveled outside the
USA, he decided to go to Paris to get some ideas.

After arriving in the French city he met with some manufacturers
and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in
Georgia. To celebrate the new acquisition he visited a small bistro
and had a glass of wine. The small place was quite crowded,
and he noticed that the other chair at his table was the only vacant
seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his
table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand),
and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his
language, so after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate, he
took a napkin, drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her.
She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin
and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They
left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group
playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took
another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded,
and they got up todance. They danced until the cafe closed and the
band was packing up.

Back at their table the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture
of a four-poster bed. To this day, Bubba has no idea how she figured
out he was in the furniture business

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 :" <<fallin out my chair>>lmfaoz  what a  :%# dumb :o0 man o man, he missed tappin that!!!  Still laughin... that was jus too funny...