Pres. Hillary

[gator8_24]

Hillary Clinton dreamed one night that she was elected President and was spending her first night in the White House. During that first night, several of our country's most famous former leaders paid her a visit...


First, the ghost of George Washington appeared, and Hillary asked him,

"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington replied, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Said Hillary, "I don't know about that."

Next, Hillary got a visit from the ghost of Thomas Jefferson, whom she asked,

"How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson replied, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! Said Hillary, "I really don't want to do that."


Finally, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appeared, and Hillary asked,

"How can I best serve my country?"

To which Mr. Lincoln said,

"Go to the theater!"

[TmT]

lmao so hard my headache went away... <<rollin on the floor>> kickin my legs.. cryin so hard... now that was very funny....