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SEX ON MARS

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SEX ON MARS

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after Accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop Computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues! Finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.

Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian Strips . He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch Long and just a quarter-inch thick.

"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.

"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"

"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his Palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."

"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their Separate ways.

As they walked along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was wonderful. How about You?"

"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept Slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, rum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "Holy crap what a ride!"

TmT

"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept Slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.
omg ... oh my gawddddddd... laughin til Im gettin a headache...oh that is too freakin funny....

Where is Mz B'.... u know what we've been doin wrong all these years.... the secret was  slappin dat head and pullin on their ears........still laughin

Chata *#$% up


TmT

Quote from: Chata on May 19, 2007, 08:21:08 AM
where is ms B  :%  :8:
Chata, I think we're goin around the forum today slappin heads and pullin on ears...rofl

Monkey


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