Jack S****t Genealogy gotta fill in the blanks

[gator8_24]

Not sure aboput this one, but funny, ok if want to remove

WHO IS JACK S****T

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack S****t?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack
S****t!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in
an intellectual way.

Jack S****t is the only son of Awe S****t. Awe S****t, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. S****t, the owner of Needeep N.
S****t, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack S****t married Noe S****t. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie S****t, Giva S****t, Fulla S****t, Bull
S****t, and the twins Deep S****t and Dip S****t.

Against her parents' objections, Deep S****t married Dumb S****t, ! a
hi gh school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe S****t
divorced. Noe S****t later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe S****t Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip S****t married Loda S****t, and they produced a son
with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken S****t. Two of the
other six children, Fulla S****t and Giva S****t, were inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in
a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the S****t-Happens nuptials. The S****t-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull S****t, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa S****t.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack S****t,' you can correct
them.


Sincerely,
Crock O. S****t

[TmT]

Oh S****t ....thats a large family... lotta members names werent mentioned...lmfaoz

[Tara]

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