Politically Correct

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Politically Correct



Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore .........................................

TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT WOMEN:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"
- She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY"
- She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLOND"
- She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND"
- She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She does not "NAG" you
- She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER"
- She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT MEN:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT"
- He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER"
- He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME"
- He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING"
- He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS"
- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants
- It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."