Drug Names

[Stinkerbell]

Hope this isn't a repeat here...

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and
generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it
has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of  course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage  suitable for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally  pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,and it gives
new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink".

So, the thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[Tara]

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