A little fun to break up the day !

[Darling SilverDodger]

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.

We all need a little stress-reliever ! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it.   
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and post it
 
   
And don't go all adult - !

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...   

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = lickin
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l =  tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.


Doombah Chuckledunkin   :))

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day .

[bobby]

doombah dippinfanny  :)))

[TmT]

Snooty BattyBiscuits

[Monkey]

Dorky Dippin' Chunks  :ll

[Tara]

Dorfus Chickenshorts


What the hell is a dorfus?  >:D

[Ms.Behavin]

Snickle Gorilla Hump (shut up Tara  >:D )

[Tara]

Snickle Gorilla Hump (shut up Tara  >:D )

LMAO...I didn't say a word...But I do have a question.. :-\

If you and Monkey got married would your last name be Chunkshump or Humpchunks?   :)) :))

[Monkey]

 :ll

[TmT]

:ll

[TmT]

  VV

[Tara]

 

[Stinkerbell]

Tootsie Dippin Tush

[Tara]

 

[Stinkerbell]

 :{x

[Tara]

 

[Stinkerbell]

 

[Tara]

[Tracey]

 

[Tara]

 >:D

[minnie]

 :)) :)) :)) sloopy snicklebiscuits  :)))