Lust Burgers

[Tara]

8    Really Thin Slices of Smoked ham (not Shoulder)
      8    Thin Slices of Gouda cheese (or use your favorite cheese)
      1    Heaping Cup shredded Swiss Cheese
      5 tb Mayonnaise made with Safflower (not SOYBEAN) oil.
      4    Mushrooms
      3 tb Butter
      1    Tomato
      8 md Thin slices of French Bread

  Let the swiss stand open at room temperature for twenty minutes before you   start. Wash the shrooms, pull of the feet, and slice the heads thinly.  Slice the tomato thinly as well.
 
  Make four sandwiches in the following fashion:
 
  Spread both pieces of bread with mayo. You must use the mayo like glue to   hold the sandwich together. Now sprinkle both sides generously with the   shredded swiss.now glue a slice of ham onto the swiss shred. Now glue on  some sliced tomato on one side, followed by a slice of cheese, shrooms,  more cheese. Now glue the other half on top of this.
 
  Butter the OUTSIDE of the sandwich lightly, then Grill it on a grill, in a   skillet (my favorite) or in a sandwich thinger until both outsides are   toasted just the way you like it. Enjoy.
 
  WARNING: Do NOT substitute MIRACLE WHIP, REDUCED  CALORIE MARGARINE, etc.   in this recipe. It is immoral and illegal to attempt to eat LustBurgers   without clogging one's arteries. If the idea of a fried sandwich full of  ham and cheese and glued together by mayonnaise made from fat and more fat  grosses you out, then LustBurgers are not for you!
 

[TmT]

8     Really Thin Slices of Smoked ham (not Shoulder)

Uh... would this work if the meat was 8 "really thick slices" lmfaoz

[Mr. Rasputia]

8     Really Thin Slices of Smoked ham (not Shoulder)

Uh... would this work if the meat was 8 "really thick slices" lmfaoz

not for me it wouldn't

[TmT]

8     Really Thin Slices of Smoked ham (not Shoulder)

Uh... would this work if the meat was 8 "really thick slices" lmfaoz

not for me it wouldn't

lol. ...of course not... you would need 8 whole full shoulders...lmbo <<jus the way I would give it to you too>> winkin

[gator8_24]

When I read this I thought this Lust burger was an 'In 'n out' burger like Paris had last night!